The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine - Chapter 992

Chapter 992: Chapter 992 Kill!!! Chapter 992: Chapter 992 Kill!!! At this moment, Zou Datong was feeling utterly delighted inside.

After hustling and bustling outside all day, and scared out of his wits no less, it was such a relief to come home to a doting wife eagerly waiting to help him bathe–after which, hehehe!

“Wife, I’m going to take a shower right now! Immediately!” Zou Datong’s fatigue seemed to vanish in an instant, replaced by a burst of energy. He got up from the sofa in a flurry, starting to strip off his clothes.

In no time at all, he was down to just his boxer shorts.

“Giggle giggle giggle~~” The young, seductive woman, who was Zou Datong’s wife, started to giggle coquettishly from the side, giving Zou Datong a playful glare, “You really are… so impatient!”

“Wife, how can I not be in a rush?” Zou Datong was about to dash into the bathroom.

Just then!

“Wait a minute!”

Zou Datong’s mind exploded!

He started to come to his senses!

Told me to shower but I shouldn’t?

“Holy crap! Does that mean… if I’m told to take a shower, I shouldn’t?” Zou Datong stopped in his tracks, shuddering all over, and immediately walked back to the sofa, picking up the clothes he had just taken off and hurriedly putting them back on.

“Husband, what are you doing now? Why are you putting on your clothes?” The young, seductive woman was momentarily taken aback. “Weren’t you in a hurry?”

“Wife, I can’t take a shower for now,” Zou Datong replied as he swiftly redressed and sat upright on the sofa. “No shower! If told to, I won’t–absolutely cannot, must not shower!”

Zou Datong’s stance was exceptionally firm. After all, his life was on the line! The first of Huang Xiaolong’s pieces of advice had already proved true, so he had taken Huang Xiaolong’s words as the golden rule in his heart. He dared not defy him.

Now, it wouldn’t matter even if his wife, let alone the Heavenly Emperor himself, came and told him to take a shower, he definitely would not do it!

“Zou!” The young, seductive woman, clearly dissatisfied, grabbed Zou Datong’s ear. “What’s wrong with you? I kindly asked you to take a shower, and you don’t appreciate it at all. You’re filthy, and if you don’t take a shower, don’t even think about getting in my bed tonight!”

“Wife, don’t pull my ear, listen to me, I’ve been forewarned by a wise man and I just can’t bathe tonight. Never mind, you sleep in the bedroom tonight, and I will sleep on the living room couch,” Zou Datong said, unyielding.

“It makes me furious!” The young, seductive woman exclaimed angrily.

“Wife, why don’t you go take a shower then, and get to bed early after that,” Zou Datong quickly suggested.

“Eh~~,” the young, seductive woman hesitated. She had actually taken a bath before her sneaky affair…but she hadn’t managed to shower after the deed!

“No way, wife, you’ve taken a shower? Haha, come here, let me smell the fragrance on you,” Zou Datong said casually.

The young, seductive woman immediately stepped back, continuously saying, “I haven’t taken a shower yet~~”
She too was afraid, worried that Zou Datong would sniff out the truth!

In that moment, the young, seductive woman gritted her teeth and managed a reluctant smile. “Husband, since you won’t bathe, then I’ll go first~~”
‘This is the last time with Young Master Sun! I must wash thoroughly, to cleanse his scent from my body completely!’
Without another word, the young, seductive woman grabbed her change of clothes and entered the bathroom. Soon after, the sound of the water heater came on as she started to shower.

“Whew~~ As long as I don’t bathe, I should be able to avoid tonight’s calamity,” Zou Datong sat on the sofa without glancing elsewhere, lost in thought. “Tonight, I can’t shower, or wash my hands, or my feet… I mustn’t wash anything!”

Just at this moment!

Bang~~~!

A loud noise erupted!

It sounded as if someone was setting off firecrackers.

At the same time, from Zou Datong’s bathroom, came the noise of shattering glass and a thud of someone falling.

“What’s happened? Wife! What’s happened?” Zou Datong, terrified out of his wits, leapt from the sofa and rushed to the bathroom door.

The bathroom door wasn’t locked, and as Zou Datong turned the knob, a suffocating smell of blood assaulted him.

Upon looking inside, Zou Datong nearly fainted from shock!

His wife lay in a pool of blood with a bullet wound in her forehead, and the blood was still gushing out. The bathroom glass had been blown to smithereens, with shards scattered all over the floor!

Horror!

The young, seductive woman who was just moments ago vibrant with life, now was essentially beyond help!

“Wife!!!!!” Zou Datong let out a heart-wrenching scream. It was the epitome of tragedy.

However, in a split second, a phrase flashed through his mind–“You refuse to wash when told to.”

At this moment, Zou Datong felt utterly terrified!

Just before, had he not stopped in the nick of time, the one taking a bath would have been him instead, and now, the corpse lying in a pool of blood would not have been his wife, but himself!

‘Tonight, I indeed faced two calamities, both bathed in the light of blood. Had it not been for those words given to me by that master, I would have been dead by now…’
Zou Datong glanced at his wife’s body, then hurriedly rushed back to the living room, took out his cell phone, and dialed the emergency number.

Meanwhile, above the skies of this residential area.

“Hmph!” The youngster from Ailao Mountain had a gloomy expression, as if about to wring water from his face,-written all over with a fierce and venomous intent.

He had lost!

This contest of magic, he was utterly defeated!

His divination skills could only predict Zou Datong’s fortunes and misfortunes, but they could not provide precise hints.

Whereas Huang Xiaolong seemed to have foreseen the future, giving Zou Datong those words in advance, allowing him to escape death!

After this competition, the superior and inferior were clear!

The youngster from Ailao Mountain had always been terrifyingly arrogant, especially confident in his divination skills. Now defeated, he found it hard to accept!

“Husband, so, ‘You refuse to wash when told to’ means this~~ That was close, almost went to take a bath just now,” the sister of Huo Bingyan, still unsettled, exclaimed.

“Shut up!” The youngster from Ailao Mountain’s face was distorted with rage, and with a backhanded slap, he delivered a loud smack that landed heavily on her face.

On the other hand, the elder brother Zeng Qi as well as the other disciples of Longhu Mountain were at this moment completely dumbfounded.

Everything that happened to Zou Datong tonight seemed to be under Huang Xiaolong’s control.

Two calamities, and it was just with two very simple sentences that he helped Zou Datong survive.

Such skill was truly miraculous!

“That Daoist friend… has… also lost…” A chilling killing intent surfaced on elder brother Zeng Qi’s face.

On Huang Xiaolong’s side, naturally, his wives were delighted and full of immense admiration.

Atop a barren mountain near Zou Datong’s residential area.

A group of people gathered at the mountain peak.

“Hmm~ I won both contests of magic~~” Huang Xiaolong wore an innocuous expression, smiling at the disheveled youngster from Ailao Mountain and the others. “I said it, didn’t I? How could you country bumpkins be my opponents? Competing in magic is just a waste of time. Now that you’ve lost, honor the bet.”

The youngster from Ailao Mountain, his face full of ferocity, glared hatefully at Huang Xiaolong. “Brat, what do you want?”

“What do I want?” Huang Xiaolong wore a puzzled look. “Before the contest, didn’t we agree that if I won, the two of you must kneel before me, kowtow, and then apologize? What, you forgot? Come on, no more stalling, kneel down.”

“Outrageous! Brat, don’t push your luck!” Zeng Qi’s eyes sparkled fiercely. “You are Bingyan’s companion here to celebrate my Heavenly Master’s birthday, and as the chief disciple of Longhu Mountain, your aggressive behavior is disrespecting my Heavenly Master! Forget it, quit while you’re ahead, making an enemy of me won’t benefit you!”

“Elder brother, you’re mistaken, do you not understand the principle of honoring one’s bets? Had my husband lost the contest of magic, I doubt you would have been so magnanimous,” Huo Bingyan, unable to restrain herself any longer, raised her voice.

Feng Hanyan, Yan Pianpian, Ma Chuxia, and the others all showed disdain.

“Look at the lot of you, grownups and cultivators at that~~ how can you be so shameless, reneging in public~~~ Kneel down now,” Huang Xiaolong insisted relentlessly.

The corners of Ailao Mountain’s youngster’s and Zeng Qi’s eyes twitched simultaneously as they emitted an uncontrollable killing aura. They exchanged a glance and nodded at the same time, apparently reaching a silent agreement.

“Fellow brothers and sisters, go ahead without me. I need to settle the matter with this kid,” Zeng Qi signaled to the disciples of Longhu Mountain.

“You should go too. After I handle this matter, I’ll come to find you,” the youngster from Ailao Mountain also said to his female companion.

These people, all understanding the situation without needing to be told, glanced at Huang Xiaolong with schadenfreude, then took out their flying talismans or affixed swift wind talismans to their feet, and in an instant, they scattered like birds and beasts.

At the mountaintop, only the youngster from Ailao Mountain, Zeng Qi, Huang Xiaolong, and Huang Xiaolong’s wives, along with the three little monsters, were left.

“Brat, this is like refusing the way to heaven and barging into hell!” Zeng Qi’s face burst with undisguised killing intent, resembling a hungry jackal, his eyes bloodthirsty and his body emanating with overwhelming Dao energy. “Bingyan, step back! Don’t make excuses for outsiders!”

Huang Xiaolong had long known that the youngster from Ailao Mountain and Zeng Qi harbored murderous intentions toward him. He chuckled heartily, his expression calm. “What is the meaning of this?”

“Hand over your flying sword, then kneel and sever your arms yourself, and we might spare your dog life,” the youngster from Ailao Mountain radiated a stern aura, the dignity and wrath of an emperor, oppressively bearing down on Huang Xiaolong!

After a pause, the youngster from Ailao Mountain declared righteously, “Don’t even think about speaking of reason before us, and don’t beg for mercy. In our cultivators’ world, strength reigns supreme. Overseas, killing someone outright for a disagreement is nothing unusual. If you remain obstinate, then today I will completely annihilate your soul. But you don’t need to worry, I will take care of these women around you afterward. I’m quite a gentleman who pities and cherishes the fairer sex~~~”
“Hahahaha~~~” Upon hearing this, Huang Xiaolong’s killing intent also became uncontrollable, and he replied lazily. “Originally, I intended to keep a low profile before Master Zhang’s birthday celebration and didn’t wish to kill, but since you’ve come looking for death, I don’t mind getting some blood on my hands to warm up… You two lowly insects, daring to act so brazenly before me, truly tired of living!”

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