The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine - Chapter 990

Chapter 990: Chapter 990: Two Sentences Chapter 990: Chapter 990: Two Sentences The young man from Ailao Mountain, with a face whose expression fluctuated between gloomy and sunny, glanced around with flickering eyes, then sneered at Huang Xiaolong. “This man will definitely encounter a bloody disaster tonight, and he’s on a path to death. Now, you think telling him a couple of sentences in advance will allow him to escape danger? I don’t believe in such things. I think you’re just spouting nonsense, but unfortunately, I won’t be fooled… Fine! Go ahead and give him your two sentences! Remember, we will follow him later, and nobody is allowed to intervene. When disaster strikes him, I really want to see how he’s going to use your two sentences to turn danger into safety!”

Zeng Qi, the eldest disciple, as well as the disciples from Dragon Tiger Mountain, all looked at Huang Xiaolong with mocking eyes, as if watching a clown’s clumsy performance. Indeed, it was hard for them to believe what Huang Xiaolong said.

Feng Hanyan’s senior sister also let out a giggling laugh.

The man named “Zou Datong” was extremely anxious and fretful, with sweat pouring down his forehead like a waterfall.

Huang Xiaolong smiled indifferently and beckoned to Zou Datong. “Come here.”

“Yes, yes~~” Zou Datong scurried over to Huang Xiaolong with a fawning expression on his face.

“Look, you will face a bloody disaster tonight, and it’s no ordinary danger. I’m not trying to scare you, but tonight you will face two calamities. If you manage to dodge them, then your future will be smooth sailing, and any business you do will prosper. However, if you fail to dodge them, hehe~~ it will spell death.” Huang Xiaolong laughed as he said.

“Great~ master~~ you must save me~~ I… I don’t want to die, I really don’t want to die.” Zou Datong pleaded miserably with a mournful face. He too cherished his life!

“You really don’t want to die?” Huang Xiaolong asked seriously.

“Hey! Master, you must be joking. Who wants to die?!” Zou Datong slapped his thigh. “Even an ant fights for its life!”

“Do you think I’m joking with you? Alright, listen carefully, I will give you two sentences now, remember these sentences well. Remember every single word.” Huang Xiaolong’s tone became more somber. “Only these two sentences can save your life!”

“Okay! I will remember them clearly! Please speak!” Zou Datong put on a listening intently gesture.

At this moment, Huang Xiaolong’s wives, the three little monsters, people from Dragon Tiger Mountain, and the youth from Ailao Mountain, all fixated their gaze on Huang Xiaolong, maintaining a quiet state, eager to hear what Huang Xiaolong was about to say.

“The first sentence.” Huang Xiaolong smiled. “When you should stop, do not stop.”

“Eh?” Zou Datong was momentarily stunned. “This… this sentence is a bit cryptic. What does it mean, master? Can you be more specific?”

“Enough, shut up. The words have been spoken; it’s up to you to comprehend them.” Huang Xiaolong glared at Zou Datong. “If you can’t figure it out, you’ll die.”

Zou Datong shivered and felt a chill all over his body, then quickly repeated nervously, “When you should stop, do not stop~~”
“Are you saying you have a problem with your brain?” Huang Xiaolong was somewhat speechless. “It’s ‘when you should stop, do not stop’!”

Zou Datong’s eyes rolled around a few times before he slapped himself. “Yes yes yes, it’s ‘when you should stop, do not stop’.”

“Pfft~~~~” Yan Pianpian couldn’t help but snicker. “Little Long, this guy is quite charming. It would be a pity if he died.”

“Whether he lives or dies depends on his understanding,” Huang Xiaolong shrugged slightly.

Feng Hanyan glared at Zou Datong with a somewhat fierce expression. “You better understand clearly! Make sure you comprehend the two sentences my husband gave you. It doesn’t matter if you die, but if you cause my husband to lose a fight by using magic, I will disperse your soul!”

“My dear grandmother, my life is important, I… I will definitely do as instructed by the master…” Zou Datong licked his lips and mumbled on, “When you should stop, do not stop~~ When you should stop, do not stop~~~”
Although he might not have grasped the meaning of the sentence, he had memorized it so well that it was almost a reflex for him.

The mocking expressions on the faces of the youth from Ailao Mountain, Zeng Qi, and the others, became even more pronounced.

“I really don’t believe that such a nonsensical sentence can help this man escape a disaster.” Zeng Qi scoffed.

At this point, Huang Xiaolong continued. “The first sentence, you’ve memorized it, right?”

“Yes, master, it’s imprinted in my brain. Even if you kill me, I won’t forget it,” Zou Datong nodded resolutely.

“The second statement,” Huang Xiaolong said seriously. “Telling you to wash, yet you refuse.”

Upon hearing this, Zou Datong felt puzzled once again.

Dammit, the first statement was “Telling you to stop, yet you refuse to stop,” which was already difficult enough to understand. But this second statement was even more elusive!

It was like trying to solve a mute’s riddle!

“What are you dawdling for? Have you memorized both statements?” Huang Xiaolong chastised with some dissatisfaction.

“Memorized, memorized,” Zou Datong hastily replied. “To not stop when told to stop, and to not wash when told to wash.”

“Alright, as long as you remember, your life and death lie within those two statements. Now, drive back home as originally planned,” Huang Xiaolong nodded slightly.

Zou Datong hesitated somewhat.

“Don’t just stand there like an idiot. I’ve told you, tonight’s two calamities, you must face them yourself; you can’t hide from them. There’s a saying, ‘You can avoid the first day, but not the fifteenth.’ Of course, if you get through it, you’ll soar high,” Huang Xiaolong smirked playfully.

“Fine! For the future, for the glory of my ancestors, I’ll go all out!” Zou Datong gritted his teeth and got into the car.

“Those two statements of yours sound like those of a lowly charlatan scamming others~~~” The young man from Ailao Mountain watched Huang Xiaolong indifferently. “Let’s follow this person along the way, and remember, when his disaster strikes, neither you nor I may intervene.”

“Heh~~ I, of course, won’t make a move again,” Huang Xiaolong said disdainfully. “You just wait to kneel and kowtow to apologize to me!”

Zou Datong started the car.

The vehicle slowly drove out of the small town.

“Let’s go~~!” Zeng Qi released a flying talisman, and a group of Longhu Mountain disciples, stepping on the talisman, flew into the sky like they were riding on auspicious clouds. They followed Zou Datong’s car closely like persistent maggots on a bone.

The young man from Ailao Mountain released a flying sword, carrying him and his senior sister Huo Bingyan. They flew leisurely in the sky, closely monitoring Zou Datong’s car.

Huang Xiaolong also released a flying talisman, sitting on it with his wives and three little demons, completely at ease.

“Little Long, those two statements you made are pretty profound,” Ma Chuxia frowned. “I’m just worried that guy won’t be able to grasp them.”

“Little Long, what do those two statements actually mean?” Feng Hanyan asked eagerly. “Can you explain them to us?”

“Heaven’s secrets must not be revealed,” Huang Xiaolong said with a grin.

At that moment, Zou Datong cautiously drove out of the small town and entered a provincial road.

Following this provincial road for about half an hour by car, he would reach the town where he lived. He had traveled this road back and forth so many times, he could practically do it with his eyes closed.

There were no surveillance cameras or speed traps on the provincial road, and since it was late at night with few cars around, he would usually step on the gas and speed up to 100 mph.

However, today was unusual. Zou Datong drove with extreme care, as if treading on thin ice.

The car’s speed was only around 30 mph.

“Drive slower, drive slower~~ I’ve foreseen bloodshed tonight, death is imminent. Could it be a traffic accident, death by car crash? No! I must drive as slowly as possible, better to arrive home late. Slow and steady wins the race~~~” Zou Datong, the old driver, felt tonight as if he were back to the days when he had just gotten his license and was driving on the road for the first time–nervous, anxious, fearful, worried…

“To not stop when told to stop, and to not wash when told to wash~~~” While driving, Zou Datong kept murmuring to himself. The steering wheel was covered in cold sweat.

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