The Extraordinary Urban God of Medicine - Chapter 984

Chapter 984: Chapter 984: A Roll of Toilet Paper Chapter 984: Chapter 984: A Roll of Toilet Paper “`
Hearing that Huang Xiaolong wanted to give a gift to Huo Bingyan, both the senior brother and Huo Bingyan’s senior sister revealed very obvious sarcasm and mockery in their eyes.

Because Huang Xiaolong had deliberately concealed his aura, he appeared to be just an ordinary youth. The senior brother and the sister thought to themselves, what kind of gift could a mundane commoner possibly present? At most, it might be luxury cars, mansions, diamond necklaces and the like. Indeed, those could dazzle the eyes of most women in the secular world, but Huo Bingyan was a cultivator. She surely wouldn’t spare such worldly items a second glance.

After all, the senior brother’s gift of the Demon-Subduing Sword was truly practical!

As for that senior sister’s man, the youth from overseas Ailao Mountain, he maintained an indifferent and arrogant demeanor, as if he looked down upon everything. He paid no attention to the competition and rivalry between Huang Xiaolong and the senior brother, acting as if he were above it all.

“Wow! Husband! What gift are you going to give me?” Huo Bingyan was overjoyed, her eyes filled with anticipation. Others might not understand Huang Xiaolong, but was she not clear about him?

The gift Huang Xiaolong would present would surely be a peerless treasure! That Demon-Subduing Sword would definitely need to step aside!

Even Feng Hanyan, Yan Pianpian, and Ma Chuxia’s eyes revealed envy.

Without saying a word, Huang Xiaolong merely moved his mind slightly, and a beam of sword light shot out from above his head!

This sword light was incredibly sharp, spinning around Huang Xiaolong. The air immediately emitted a piercing screech, and ripples proliferated as if even space itself had been punctured!

Flying sword!

Huang Xiaolong directly took out a flying sword!

“What?!!!!!” The senior brother and the sister, whose faces had been full of mocking smiles, suddenly bulged their eyes in horror and disbelief.

“A flying sword… this… this is a flying sword…” The senior brother was scared to death. “How can you casually give away a flying sword as a gift?! Impossible! This must be a joke, right?”

“Hmm?” At this moment, even the Ailao Mountain youth, who had been acting aloof, turned his gaze to the flying sword that seemed animated with life and brimming with spiritual energy.

In the eyes of the Ailao Mountain youth, a greedy expression suddenly flickered!

The Ailao Mountain youth, knowing his stuff, saw at a glance that the quality of this flying sword was far higher than his own!

‘This flying sword, its material is excellent, and the arrays carved on it are extremely ingenious, it’s perfectly balanced for attack and defense, capable of splitting light to produce shadows, and versatile in transformation! This is so much better than the flying sword I use! How did this kid come across such a flying sword to give to a woman with such lowly magical skills! Such wanton waste of heavenly materials! Hmph! Such a supreme flying sword should belong to the capable one!’ The greedy look in the Ailao Mountain youth’s eyes intensified, becoming almost uncontrollable!

“This!” At this time, the senior brother felt incredibly embarrassed. As Master Zhang’s head disciple, he also had several flying swords. Never mind the quality, the senior brother treasured and adored each of his flying swords as if they were his heart and soul. He would never give them away to anyone. After all, the resources in the Central Plains were not as abundant as in ancient times, and supreme natural treasures had long been scavenged clean over thousands of years.

The flying swords that the senior brother possessed were all made by Master Zhang collecting some materials overseas.

“You! I refuse to believe that you would really give a flying sword to Bingyan! You’re just trying to show off, aren’t you?” The senior brother said, his face dark with anger.

Indeed, the Demon-Subduing Sword he was planning to give Huo Bingyan seemed like a toy for playing house compared to the flying sword Huang Xiaolong had brought out! Too ridiculous!

Huang Xiaolong swept a disdainful glance at the senior brother. “What’s so special about a flying sword?”

Right, Huang Xiaolong had over a dozen similar flying swords.

Thereupon, Huang Xiaolong had Huo Bingyan bite her finger and drip a drop of blood onto the flying sword.

Blood recognition!

Boom~~~!

The flying sword turned into a beam of sword light, directly merging into Huo Bingyan’s body!

“Wow!” Huo Bingyan’s eyes sparkled with a strange light. “Husband! How weird! The flying sword and I have become one! It’s like it’s a part of my body!”

“My Bingyan wife, a good flying sword is alive and has spiritual nature. It can even breathe on its own and blend into the body. Now, try activating this flying sword,” Huang Xiaolong said with a smile.

Huo Bingyan’s gaze shifted slightly.

Whoosh!!!!

The flying sword streaked out of Huo Bingyan’s body, turning into a beam of light, stirring up a whirlwind as it swept a circle around the courtyard. Everywhere it passed, trees and flowers were ground into dust by the sword qi, and even artificial hills and stones were easily shredded as if they were made of tofu or paper.

“Come back!” Huo Bingyan called out, and the flying sword obediently returned to her body, just like a well-behaved child.

“Husband! This treasure is amazing! So wonderful! I’m so touched, I love you so much!” An emotionally moved Huo Bingyan immediately hugged Huang Xiaolong’s neck and, in front of everyone, planted a kiss on his face.

Huang Xiaolong smiled slightly and turned to Ma Chuxia and the others. “Don’t be anxious, everyone’s got a share. I won’t play favorites. Whether you’re the main wife or a concubine, or even a lesser concubine, all present will receive their due. I’m all about fairness,” he said.

Seeing Huo Bingyan kissing Huang Xiaolong, the senior brother almost spat blood. His face became uglier than a dead man’s, extremely awkward as he put away the Demon-Subduing Sword, grinding his teeth in anger. “You brat, I didn’t expect you to be so good at bluffing! You concealed your cultivation level, didn’t you? But such a flying sword is a rare find. By giving it to Bingyan in a fit of jealousy, you’ve left yourself without a protective artifact! Such behavior, while maybe satisfying for a moment, is utterly stupid. If you ever encounter any danger, you’re probably going to regret it at the moment of your death!”

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The senior brother’s tone clearly contained a threat, and a murderous intent quickly brewed in his eyes!

At that moment, Huo Bingyan’s senior sister’s face was also extremely ugly. She walked up to the side of that Ailao Mountain youth and said in a honeyed voice, “Husband, look, the junior sister is showing off… She dares to show off in front of me, how hateful~~”
“This flying sword, in your hands, can’t demonstrate even one percent of its power.” The Ailao Mountain youth spoke up, his gaze fixed on Huo Bingyan, filled with greed. “How about this, I can trade a treasure with you for that flying sword.”

“I won’t trade!” Huo Bingyan didn’t even ask the Ailao Mountain youth what he would trade with, she flatly refused.

Huo Bingyan was no fool. This flying sword was almost perfect in quality with immense killing power, and it was a gift from the man she loved, so unless she was out of her mind, she wouldn’t trade it with anyone.

“Hmph!” The Ailao Mountain youth’s face suddenly became somewhat ferocious, and a stern aura surged around him, “You dare to defy me?”

Huo Bingyan’s senior sister was also fanning the flames from the side. “Junior sister Bingyan, don’t be ungrateful. My man is a genius from overseas, with such a lofty status. He has a lot of precious materials and superior Magic Artifacts. Being willing to trade with you for that flying sword is your good fortune. Are you suggesting that you’d suffer a loss?”

“Hahahaha~~~~” Huang Xiaolong burst into laughter, his eyes squinting slightly. “I see that if my wife doesn’t trade, you are going to try and take it by force, aren’t you? Is it jealousy that’s making your heart leap with desire?”

“Kid, don’t think that just because you occasionally got a flying sword of decent quality, you can strut around. I see your Mana is weak. For us cultivators, Magic Artifacts are external things. To forge iron, one must be tough themselves; strength is the foundation. Even with that flying sword, you’re no match for me. In the face of us overseas cultivators, you’re as soft as mud, easily crushed with a pinch!” The Ailao Mountain youth righteously said. “That’s right, you’re not wrong. If I can’t get what I want, I have no choice but to seize it. Don’t be surprised, and don’t be indignant. We cultivators do as we please. Everything speaks with strength, and might makes right. Whatever about morality, whatever about the great way, it’s all empty talk! Only power is eternal! For the sake of enhancing power, all can be plundered!”

“Idiot~~” A murderous intent also flashed through Huang Xiaolong’s heart; he flexed his muscles and bones, stepping forward to stand in front of Huo Bingyan.

The senior brother’s eyeballs rolled around, revealing a cunning look. He thought to himself, ‘Kid, you’ve actually gone and provoked an overseas cultivator. Heh, fine, let’s see how you’re going to be in trouble~~ Your mouth is tough, but the strength of these overseas cultivators is tougher! Now, let’s see how you end this!’
The senior brother actually adopted the attitude of watching the fire from the other side of the bank.

At that time, Huang Xiaolong and the Ailao Mountain youth stood off against each other.

A heavy oppressive force, like a mountain bearing down, swept out from the Ailao Mountain youth, pressing hard towards Huang Xiaolong.

However, this oppressive force automatically dissipated when it got within a few inches of Huang Xiaolong’s body.

Just then—-
“Please, both of you, don’t fight!”

The sound of footsteps was hurried as many men and women rushed in from outside the courtyard.

Behind these men and women, followed a group of children aged around seven or eight.

A swarm of children, looking excited as if watching a lively event, burst into the yard.

“Husband, the older ones are my fellow disciples, and the younger bunch of children are our juniors, considered Disciples,” Huo Bingyan explained in a low voice by his side.

It seemed that Huang Xiaolong and the Ailao Mountain youth’s standoff had caused the overflow of their aura’s fluctuations, attracting some nearby disciples of Ailao Mountain.

“The senior brother is here too~~” A few men and women who entered the courtyard glanced at the senior brother and immediately said politely to Huang Xiaolong and the Ailao Mountain youth, “Please don’t fight. There will be opportunities in the future. Under Mount Longhu, many experts reside, and there are also many seniors from big overseas sects. If you two fight here and disturb those venerable seniors, I’m afraid it would be inappropriate~~~”
“Hmph!” The Ailao Mountain youth’s eyes clearly showed a hint of wariness.

He was not intimidated by the cultivators of the Central Plains, but he had to give some thought to the cultivators like him from overseas. No one knew better than him how terrifying overseas experts could be. In fact, he was just a nobody overseas.

“Fine, I won’t calculate this with you today.” The Ailao Mountain youth restrained his killing intent, swept a glance at Huang Xiaolong, and then set his eyes on the group of smart and cute Disciples. “Oh, these Disciples are indeed lovely and endearing. Well, since that’s the case, I’ll give you some gifts as a first meeting present.”

Saying this, the Ailao Mountain youth waved his hand, and bands of treasure light appeared.

In front of him floated various plants, ores, and jade stones.

These things were difficult to find in the Central Plains, all collected from overseas. They were excellent materials used for concocting medicines, crafting weapons, or various tools.

“Come on, little ones, choose whatever you like,” the Ailao Mountain youth smiled, and then, with a sarcastic gaze, looked at Huang Xiaolong. “If you have the ability to attend Master Zhang’s birthday banquet, you should prepare some gifts. Besides offering a birthday gift to Master Zhang, you should also tip off the disciples and Disciples of Mount Longhu. Surely you’re not so destitute that you don’t even have these sorts of things prepared, are you?”

Upon hearing this, Huo Bingyan’s senior sister showed a triumphant expression on her face, clapping her hands, “Husband, you are so generous! Unlike some pauper, whose only valuable possession is a flying sword~~~”
“That’s right, tipping off at Mount Longhu is also customary,” Huang Xiaolong smiled slightly, then noticed a roll of toilet paper on a stone table nearby.

“Bingyan love, go fetch that roll of toilet paper, I also want to give some things to these Disciples,” Huang Xiaolong said with a slight smile.

Toilet paper???

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